douchey voter

 

I voted early on Friday. Yay me! This isn't a political post though. I'm here to talk about the douche who stole my parking spot!! Now I don't consider me to be an angry driver, but I seriously wish I would have rammed this guy, slit his tires, and cut him!

So here I am just minding my own business waiting for a car to back out so I can park in the spot when the douche who is waiting behind me whips around me and STEALS my spot!!!  I mean it was a full on steal!! Not a "we got there at the same time who's spot is this?", it was a full on "I'm a car BEHIND you, and a douche, so I'm stealing your spot!" I had to slam on my breaks to avoid hitting his crappy mini van. Please see the the diagrams below.

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I parked in an open spot just a little way up the aisle (cause there were many more spots), and I thought I would tell him how rude he was, but then I saw he had a handicap sticker and walked with a cane. Plus his wife was gimping along the sidewalk. So as I walked past them I didn't say anything cause I wondered if that would make me the jerk for telling off someone who has handicaps?? Well as I stood in line I just kept fuming and decided that they probably had problems walking cause they were overweight, which is something they did to themselves and not a legit handicap, but how do you not look like a tool in front of all the other voters when you tell a guy off out of the blue?? None of them saw the incident, so that would just make me a big douchy angry driver! Guys, I missed my window!!! Ugh!! So every few minutes I would turn around and give this look:

Yeah, I know how to really hurt people! I'm seriously still boiling about this incident and my lack of yelling at someone. Since Batman wasn't there to right my injustice now I'm just waiting for the next person to do me wrong to take my wrath out on them. I'm a super villain in the making, look out everyone!!!