Friday, July 30, 2010

Things that don't suck

To counteract the suck fest from my last blog entry I've decided to name just a few of the things I like most in the world today. Actually it's more than a few, it's double the things I don't like, but you better believe I like lots more stuff than this! Cause I'm totally a half full kinda girl.
In no special order:
  1. Disney Channel up and coming stars: Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, & Zac Effron
  2. Peacocks
  3. Patterns. I love all the different funky cool patterns that are out there these days...I just wish I was a bit more crafty to make stuff with em.
  4. The color yellow. I think I like this color so much because I can't wear it in large quantities. My skin tone is too olive, so it makes me look like I have jaundice. Yellow accessories? yes please!
  5. Raw brick walls & hardwood floors. Posh and timeless!
  6. Slippers to wear on said hardwood floors
  7. Flicks you wanna own. How great is it when you see a movie and you just have to own it cause it was so awesome! I love a good movie I can watch over and over again.
  8. Kisses...lots and lots
  9. A good hair day
  10. The Jazz. We're totally gonna rock this season, I just know it! D. Will is my second boyfriend.
  11. American flags blowing in the wind. Why do flags always look like they are in slow motion??
  12. Baby animals
  13. Going for a ride with Scott on his sexy motorcycle
  14. Thai Food. Tasty!
  15. Key lime pie. Double tasty!
  16. My grandmothers old jewelry. I love anything with a history and older pieces are more unique. Plus it helps me to feel connected to her.
  17. Modern Family. Most hilarious show on TV!
  18. Vampire Academy books. Totally teeny bopper, and way better than the Twilight series. Ahhhh Dimitri!
  19. Christmas count down app on my i Phone that plays Neil Diamond.
  20. Good cover songs. I love it when a new band take an awesome song and re-does it...cause really if it's a good song, is having it put out once really enough??

Monday, July 19, 2010

suckiest of the suck

I've compiled a list of a few of my least favorite creations that man has come up with over the last century or so. Seriously...what were they thinking!?! This is not in any order cause really they are all at the same level of suck for me.

1. Nylons. I have to wear them to work every day! Needless to say I break that rule, but why do they exist in the first place?? They are not cute, fashionable, purposeful, or comfortable! The occasional black sexy thigh high is the only one I will concede that has it's uses.

2. LA Lakers. I hate them and their little dog Kobe! I don't think it's right that they allow teams in big cities to go over the spending cap so they can get all the big name players to get them titles almost every year. Not very sportsmanlike!

3. Really fattening foods. I do not want to get fat, can't they just figure out how to make a really yummy food without causing obesity??

4. The movie Marie Antoinette. I wanted to slit my wrists I was so bored!

5. Atomic Warfare. It's just not nice.

6. Old lady perfume. Who was the genius that created these putrid flower scents and brainwashed all these old ladies into thinking it would make them smell lovely!?!

7. The Kite Runner. I hate this book and wish I never would have read it! This book and others like it that tell stories of kids getting raped and murdered and having crappy lives doesn't need to be written. Our world is bad enough without some dumb ass creating a whole new world of hate. Books are meant to be escapes from the real world, not emotionally wrenching pieces of suck!

8. Lady Gaga. Someone kill her already!

9. Man thongs/ Banana hammocks. Josie Grossie!

10. Sushi. It's raw people! We're not wild animals or mermaids. Let's cook our food.

If my dream of becoming a supervillian ever comes true these will be the first to go when I take over the world! Sssssuck it list!