for freeeeeee

I debated about posting this because I don't want to go to jail...if they send you to jail for stuff like this??

So you know when you go to the movie and it's super expensive just for tickets, but you really need popcorn cause it's a movie and you just NEED it!?!

Well, did you know that if you buy a large popcorn it comes with free refills?

And did you know that sometimes they forget to mark off on the tub that they gave you said free refill?

So then you can use it over, and over, and over, and over again!!

My husband likes to point out that this isn't honest, but is it really honest to charge so much for popcorn!?!

I decided to try and see how many times I could get away with getting free refills. 

My record so far is 5 times.

I admit I started to feel guilty, but it also felt really good to stick it to the man! 

(I don't know who the man is that I was sticking it to, but it felt like a sticking it to the man moment)

 

I think I'll keep my max at 3 from now on, cause really is the bucket sanitary for that long? Plus I feel like I'm owed more than 1 free refill with how much we spend at the theater every month.

Ps- Don't tell on me.

i think my ovaries hate me

I never knew that getting pregnant would actually be a hard thing to do, but apparently it is...at least for me. I suppose waiting until I'm 34 to have babies could be a factor and may not have been my smartest decision. I know what your thinking, "Wow you're 34!?!", it's true I am. I have great skin and an immature personality so it hides my age, but back to the task on hand...."trying" to get pregnant sucks!! I know it's only been just under a year since I got off the pill, but I kinda just expected it to happen within months. I mean teens and crackheads accidentally get pregnant all the time! Which is crazy that they have these accidental babies, cause there is only like a 36 hour window that you can get knocked up in each month!

So back in December we decided to see a fertility doc (I know people usually wait a full year for that step but these ovaries aren't getting any younger & we don't have time to waste), I'm super glad I didn't wait though! It's been months of tests and uncomfortable check ups of the who-ha and come to find out my progesterone level is low (meaning my body doesn't like to ovulate). So the likelihood of us getting preggo on our own was not looking too good. Now I'm on Chlomid (to help me ovulate), aka crazy pills. There was really only 1 day that I was super crazy and just wanted to beat my husband though...but sometimes he deserves it so that's probably normal. :-) Cross your fingers that taking crazy pills pans out!

Also, this happened last month!
I went ginger!

And then I got pulled over for not even speeding that much.
Seriously who gives a ticket to a girl with amazing hair?!?
A jerk face cop that's who!