Thursday, June 17, 2010

Mother Natures Problem

Recently I went hiking up Bell Canyon with Scotty boy, because apparently this is his summer of hiking, which means this is my summer of hiking I didn't request. Not that I don't like hiking, cause I do! I love the beauty of being out in the middle of nowhere and all the pristine views you get. I even don't mind the fact that mother nature makes you have to work really hard to see the most beautiful views, cause I love me a good view as much as the next person. I like the fact that I earned that view and that no one is around except those I'm hiking with. I love the vastness of how far you can see when you finally reach the peak and the solitude you feel. The busy chaotic city life is muted and all around you is vibrant life. See, just proved my point that I like to hike and have me some good nature time. Here's my beef with mother nature though...

BUGS....why do they exist?? They do nothing but creep me out! Plus some bite you and you have to wear a stinky spray to repel them. Even the harmless little caterpillars that I find inching up my arm make me want to shower a million times over. I find I'm constantly checking my hair for any stowaways along the hike. So in reality during a hike I don't really see the beauty that is all around me because I'm too busy being OCD and checking that no bugs are near me or in my hair. Plus, how does all that dirt get up my nose?? I didn't snort it, yet it get's up there. And why does the water have to taste so weird that's in the camel-backs?? OK that last one isn't mother nature's fault except the fact I only use one of those when I go hiking. So that's it...that's mine and mother natures problem. It's been the same battle between us since I can remember...and I don't think she'll ever relent.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Ginger Lover

I'm sure some of you are aware that I have a thing for Gingers...mostly one ginger imparticular, and I'm sure you've asked yourself,"where does this ginger loving stem from??" Well let me tell you why the ginger is the cream of the crop . Recently I watched one of the most amazing classic movies of all time, 7 Brides for 7 Brothers, it was one of my favorites as a kid. Now if any of you have seen this movie you'll know that all brothers in this movie are red heads!My favorite of the brothers was the second oldest Benjamin. Not only was the object of his affection in this flick named Dorcas Gailen (rad right!), but he was just uber hot...kinda like Jake Ryan from 16 candles.Lets move onto to the late 80's when all was pretty in pink, girls just want to have fun, happy goonies kind of life. Now who was one of the most bad A chicks from this movie era?? Watts I tell you! Some Kind of Wonderful made punk rock girl cool! Now not just any man can tame a rock girl like that. It took tender hearted lover boy Eric Stoltz!Now the this train rolls into the 90's...this actor first took my notice in a film we watched in school called "Barefoot in the Park" it was filmed in 1967. He sealed his fate with a top ginger spot with his film from 69' "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid". Now I know you might be thinking Robert Redford isn't a ginger, but I beg to differ...he is a strawberry blond bombshell! Still counts.This last looker is from the 21st century and is totally jail bait, but who am I to deny royalty?! The title of his article says it all. My Prince Harry is all grown up! In truth though, my ginger trumps all gingers cause he's mine and he's cool like that.I would recommend that everyone appreciate the gingers in their life while they still can. There have been some studies that the ginger may become extinct by the year 2060!! A travesty I know! It takes both parents to have red head genes to produce a redhead. Lucky for you all I have red head genes...so hopefully someday Scott and I will keep the ginger dream alive for you all.


**please note that I am aware there are more gingers out there than what is on this list. This is just a top 5.