Tuesday, August 24, 2010

School is cool!

With everyone starting school this week it's making me a little bit jealous. The weather has chilled up a little bit making the mornings perfect fall nippiness. I think my true calling in life was to be a history teacher or a librarian at a high school. Sometimes I debate going back to school to do this, but then the thought of paying all that money to make the same amount I make now doesn't seem like the logical thing to do. I do so love the atmosphere though! The smell of cleaning products and books in the halls; the excitement of starting each year fresh; the brand new school supplies just begging to be used; the new school clothes; the school spirit! I just love everything about school! I really, really look forward to the day that I have kids and I can volunteer and be involved at their schools. I can't wait to bask in it's awesomeness once again.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

It's the Claw!

I've decided painted nails are weird and make people look like witches....unless their painted black, cause that's just coolor vanilla bean, which is my favorite, and to prove it is my nails hard at work here. I'll even allow a pale pink or other similar light colors.and pushing it but I will let a little funk slide and be ok for nails as well I'll even allow the painted nails to support your teams color...the night you go to the event. But every other time, every other color is either the witches color, evil, slutty, or just makes your fingers look stubby. Yes even those of you who love red...it's just scary and makes me think you want to claw my eyes out. Here is some shocking true life photos to support my case:


(this one is mental and may be plotting your death)


(total slut)

Now fake nails and ugly designs...that's just wrong and weird and makes you look like you live in a trailer.
I'm sure there are some instances where painted nails are cool and not scary or slutty or bitchy, but I would have to take that on a case by case basis. Also please note that these rules do not apply to to toenails...except the fake nail rule...cause that would just be weird to have fake nails on your toes.