Chuck Norris Approved

Why are these so funny!?!....and so true!! I'd also be curious to know if Chuck Norris started these himself???

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.


Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.



If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.



When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.



Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.


In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.


Chuck Norris does NOT play god, GOD plays Chuck Norris