pregnancy dreaming

I"m sure you've heard, but pregnancy causes some really weird, vivid, long dreams! Here some of the more notable ones I've had over the last 9 months:

Making out with Brad Pitt!! It was amazing! I told my husband about this dream right when I woke up. He said "Good for you". Yes...it was good for me, very very good for me!! Also, making out with Leonardo Dicraprio, random young hotties, and my husband. I'm always proud of myself when I wake up and it was my actual husband that I kissed in my dreams.

Vacationing in the Mediterranean Sea with my sisters family in their yellow submarine. Cause who doesn't have one of those!?!


This will only make sense if you know The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Carlton was trying to kill Will when out of no where an 8 year old sniper assassin shoots Carlton then melts into the night.

 

Zombies...lots of zombies. The most interesting zombie dream was the men went to the basement to hide and the women had to fend for themselves. Apparently the zombies only went after women and we wanted to protect the men. So I tell my sister we need to go on a road trip because everyone knows zombies don't attack when your driving. Also, bright bird colors seemed to throw the zombies off that we were women so we were painting ourselves up in different colors.

Lead singer of Incubus fell asleep pooping on my toilet. I had to go in and flush for him and wake him up.

Multiple dreams where women were trying to steal my husband! Even Jennifer Connelly was after him! The best one was an evil genius blond in a bright yellow dress was trying to steal Scott so I beat her up...like sitting on top of her and punching her face! I've never punched someone before so I felt super tough! Then she ran away and I had to track her down cause she wasn't giving up on trying to steal my man. Well we ended up becoming good friends cause we're both smart and there was some bad stuff going down in Amish country that we needed to solve. Then a sweet Amish boy liked me and kissed me and she got super jealous. 


So I'm Emma Stone (of course) and my brother is Michael Myers. He stabs me in the stomach and Scott in the arm. We get away and hide in the bushes holding hands until a gypsy caravan train rolls by and picks us up without stopping.

Liam Neeson was turning evil so I had to have a heart to heart with him and make him realize he's good.

The worst dream was that the baby was late! My water didn't break until March 22nd and it was a really gross mess in my undies. I'm due March 16th and this baby better not be late! In fact I'm super hoping he's early!