manly man legs

This is a serious subject that has plagued man probably since the dawn of time. Whats up with puny calves?? Every time I'm at the gym (which isn't that often), I see so many buff guys pumping big iron but then they have these skinny ol' chicken legs. Do they not know that their calves are the biceps of the legs and need attention too?!? Which leads me to my next point, my ginger has some serious sex on a stick calves! Sometimes when we're laying the couch I will kitty pounce and attack his legs! I just feel like they need the crap squeezed out of them once in a while cause they are so hot and I shouldn't have to contain myself all the time (is that TMI?)...Scott's not so much a fan of that though. He's a whiner baby and says it hurts and he's ticklish and blah blah blah, but really that's what he gets for having such sexy manly man legs. You would think after 5 years he would be used to it?? 

Here are the Steele bro's after a triathlon (mine is in the middle). They sure lucked out in the genetics department on having manly legs without having to work for them.Thanks God for putting legs like this on earth.

 PS- I think Scott should wear a kilt all the time...where do I buy one??