1. Nessie. You can't deny her existence! She is real and will reveal herself to me when I go there someday. Just look at this concrete proof of her existence:
2. Kilts. Seriously how hot would my ginger be in a kilt!?! He really does have the sexiest legs! Plus a man in a kilt is just yummy and dirty cause all you can think about is if they are wearing underwear??? Also, I look very good in plaid.
3. Gerard Butler. I don't need to say more on that.
4. Castles. I bet the country side is full of em!! Every where you look there will be castles upon castles!! I just love old buildings! Plus it would be way fun to go and stay in one and pretend I'm a princess and order people around and maybe fight someone with a sword.
5. History. Did you know they have a village, Skara Brae, that dates to 4,000 B.C.!!! How cool is that!?! (Is that a castle I see in the distance of these ruins?? Castle theory confirmed!)
6. Cathedrals. This goes along with the theme of the last two. I just can't get enough of old buildings and history! Maybe I love it so much, cause I feel like the US got gypped a bit cause we're a newer nation. I don't think we have near enough gargoyles and stain glass in this country.
7. Bagpipes. Just hauntingly beautiful. I bet you can hear bagpipes in the evening breeze every night in Scotland.
8. Scottish Terrier. They don't shed! Plus their uber cute! I really really want one someday.
9. Scott. Scotland has the name Scott in it so it automatically makes it a prime location.
How can you not love a country with so much awesomeness bursting from it?? I'm reading the history of Scotland right now and when I finish I think Scott should take me. In fact everyone should tell him to take me as a reward for reading such a big book and for putting him on my list of what makes the country great :-)
Gerard Butler...mmmmm!!!!!!!!!! I heart him big time!
ReplyDeleteThere really are castles EVERYWHERE. And abbeys. And I totally sat at Loch Ness for about 2 hours, reading, just trying to see Nessie out of the corner of my eye. And Skara Brae is as cool as it looks/sounds! I specifically went to the Orkney Islands for one day just to see it.
ReplyDeleteAnd if you're joking about any of these, I'm sorry I took it seriously haha. I just love Scotland that much! I backpacked around it for 3 weeks by myself almost two years ago. Sigh.
Boob Nazi...I would never joke about Scotland! Never! I've always wanted to go there and I will someday! Thanks for the tips on the cool spots to check out.
ReplyDeleteI'm totally there with ya jaims! I'll make nate talk in his scottish accent the whole time! haha
ReplyDeleteTwo problems, Gerard Butler is gay...there, i said it. And Scotish Terriers are gay too! No self respecting man could own one of those, might as well get a purse to carry it around in. Other than that, I agree with you on all things Scotland!
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